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Monday, October 15, 2018

BREAKING: Saudis to Claim Khashoggi Death Was a Botched Interrogation


This is a developing story. Return to this post for updates.

UPDATE 1

Probably the best they can come up with given that all the evidence points to the fact they did it. There will be fall guys.

UPDATE 2

Via The New York Post:

The kingdom is preparing a report that will say Khashoggi’s death happened while he was interrogated before being removed from Turkey, CNN reported.

The report will conclude that the operation was carried out “without clearance” and that those involved will be held responsible, the network said.

7 comments:

  1. Ooops! We accidentally dismembered him during an interrogation. And accidentally made up a story about him leaving by another exit. Our bad!

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  2. This should be used as a rallying point against the Saudis, sadly Trump doesn't want to cross them though.

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    1. Of course not because he is one of those things he used to grab with impunity as a younger man.

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  3. The Saudis must think we’re going to fall for the “banana in the tailpipe.”

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  4. yeah but what happened to michael hastings?

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  5. Butter fingers! We accidentally questioned him to death! Oops!

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