Friday, March 25, 2016

Trump Issues Statement on Allegations That Ted Cruz Had Sexual Trysts With 5 Different Women #CruzSexScandal

Donald Trump has issued the following statement:
I have no idea whether or not the cover story about Ted Cruz in this week’s issue of the National Enquirer is true or not, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it, did not know about it, and have not, as yet, read it.
Likewise, I have nothing to do with the National Enquirer and unlike Lyin’ Ted Cruz I do not surround myself with political hacks and henchman and then pretend total innocence. Ted Cruz’s problem with the National Enquirer is his and his alone, and while they were right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards, and many others, I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin’ Ted Cruz.
I look forward to spending the week in Wisconsin, winning the Republican nomination and ultimately the Presidency in order to Make America Great Again.
- Donald J. Trump


  1. Robert, would it be possible to have a relevant "featured image" with each post? Whenever I share something, I keep seeing Walter Block's pic - I don't want to associate him with Ted Cruz's cheating!

  2. Haha, that was pure Schadenfreude from Trump.

  3. Trump may deny involvement, but he's friends with a guy who works at the National Enquirer. Heard that via the Michael Savage talk show this afternoon.