RUBIO: Welcome everyone, to War-aholics Anonymous. I count an extra corpse here today. CRUZ: Break out the Cubans Marco. Rand's one of us now. PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...
RUBIO: Welcome everyone, to War-aholics Anonymous. I count an extra corpse here today. CRUZ: Break out the Cubans Marco. Rand's one of us now. PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...
Rand: I cannot believe I am stuck here with these two warmongers. Cruz: Hey, Rand. How is the warbaby splitting working for you? Marco: Hmmm. Where is the pole?
Rand in constipated freak out as he realizes black guy is about to find out he is wearing a toupee.
ReplyDeleteCruz and Rubio quoted Bob Wenzel's opeds
ReplyDelete"Our first question tonight will be on immigration."
ReplyDeleteCheer up Rand, you too can be a card carrying neocon.
ReplyDelete"At least we're all polling better than our Father's!"
ReplyDeleteThe Rand-Bot doesn't have its power pack in.
ReplyDeletelol! Winner.
DeleteThank you and goodnight! (Costanza leaves the room).
DeleteThe Cruz and Rubio puppeteers warm up, as the Rand puppet awaits its handler.
ReplyDeleteWhen marionette puppeteers go on strike...
ReplyDeleteOh, Ed beat me to the punch there.
RUBIO: Welcome everyone, to War-aholics Anonymous. I count an extra corpse here today.
ReplyDeleteCRUZ: Break out the Cubans Marco. Rand's one of us now.
PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...
RUBIO: Welcome everyone, to War-aholics Anonymous. I count an extra corpse here today.
ReplyDeleteCRUZ: Break out the Cubans Marco. Rand's one of us now.
PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...
'Definitely a good politician (driver), ya..definitely a good politician (driver)'
ReplyDelete'Dad let you politic (drive)?'
Rand: I cannot believe I am stuck here with these two warmongers.
ReplyDeleteCruz: Hey, Rand. How is the warbaby splitting working for you?
Marco: Hmmm. Where is the pole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB_exnfZc8g
ReplyDeleteIn another political miscalculation, Rand Paul has flip-flopped regarding smiling!
ReplyDeleteCRUZ: Welcome to War-aholics Anonymous. I see, Marco, you've brought a new member to us today.
ReplyDeletePAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...