Monday, August 3, 2015

Caption Contest

17 comments:

  1. Rand in constipated freak out as he realizes black guy is about to find out he is wearing a toupee.

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  2. Cruz and Rubio quoted Bob Wenzel's opeds

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  3. "Our first question tonight will be on immigration."

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  4. Cheer up Rand, you too can be a card carrying neocon.

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  5. "At least we're all polling better than our Father's!"

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  6. The Rand-Bot doesn't have its power pack in.

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  7. The Cruz and Rubio puppeteers warm up, as the Rand puppet awaits its handler.

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  8. When marionette puppeteers go on strike...

    Oh, Ed beat me to the punch there.

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  9. RUBIO: Welcome everyone, to War-aholics Anonymous. I count an extra corpse here today.
    CRUZ: Break out the Cubans Marco. Rand's one of us now.
    PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

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  10. RUBIO: Welcome everyone, to War-aholics Anonymous. I count an extra corpse here today.
    CRUZ: Break out the Cubans Marco. Rand's one of us now.
    PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

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  11. 'Definitely a good politician (driver), ya..definitely a good politician (driver)'

    'Dad let you politic (drive)?'

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  12. Rand: I cannot believe I am stuck here with these two warmongers.
    Cruz: Hey, Rand. How is the warbaby splitting working for you?
    Marco: Hmmm. Where is the pole?

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  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB_exnfZc8g

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  14. In another political miscalculation, Rand Paul has flip-flopped regarding smiling!

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  15. CRUZ: Welcome to War-aholics Anonymous. I see, Marco, you've brought a new member to us today.
    PAUL: Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

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