Office life in Washington can be highly stressful and even a dangerous experience: heart palpitations, panic attacks, suicidal impulses, etc. In the District of Columbia we are attempting to reduce that stress by requiring all businesses with public bathrooms to install gender neutral sexrooms. If your favorite bar or restaurant has no sexrooms let us know and let them know that they may be eligible for a federal sexroom subsidy.
"A little noontime nookie in the nick of time." That's our motto.
Was there any doubt that it would come to this? The government encouraging the citizens to rat out their neighbors?
ReplyDeleteI knew I shouldn't have chased that rabbit!
ReplyDeleteOffice life in Washington can be highly stressful and even a dangerous experience: heart palpitations, panic attacks, suicidal impulses, etc. In the District of Columbia we are attempting to reduce that stress by requiring all businesses with public bathrooms to install gender neutral sexrooms. If your favorite bar or restaurant has no sexrooms let us know and let them know that they may be eligible for a federal sexroom subsidy.
ReplyDelete"A little noontime nookie in the nick of time." That's our motto.
Gosh, wouldn't that be a really cool law!