There is a flipside to this: I've always wanted to see the reaction if I called my landlord "Lord"... I've never done it because of my faith and not getting up enough nerve to do it, but I did call a one-time landlord "Scumlord" explaining to him why he was a scumlord and not a slumlord. That went well...
Hahaha!! I am going to absolutely do that too! So great!
ReplyDeleteThe purpose of the ritual is to identify people who are insufficiently enthusiastic about the ritual.
ReplyDeletePretty sure I've never heard the pronouns used to refer to me.
ReplyDeleteThe Supreme Exalted One And Only Know-It-All.
ReplyDelete"Go, fuck, yourself"
ReplyDeleteThere is a flipside to this: I've always wanted to see the reaction if I called my landlord "Lord"... I've never done it because of my faith and not getting up enough nerve to do it, but I did call a one-time landlord "Scumlord" explaining to him why he was a scumlord and not a slumlord. That went well...
ReplyDeleteHee/haw.
ReplyDeleteHee/haw.
ReplyDeleteOk, yoself is pretty hilarious.
ReplyDeletelet's not forget my favorite: "Zit".
ReplyDeleteI don't often fly. But when I do, I fly as a doctor
ReplyDeleteMine is "Grandmaster of Time, Space and Dimension."
ReplyDeleteHerr Hitler works.
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