Monday, August 5, 2019

BREAKING Rand Paul Has Had Part of Lung Removed


Senator Rand Paul has tweeted out that he has had to have part of a lung removed that was damaged by the 2017 assault on him by a Kentucky neighbor.
Have a speedy recovery, Rand! We are going to need what's left of your lungs to shout out the liberty message in the Senate.

-RW

5 comments:

  1. That should make Ilhan Omar happy.

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  2. The perp neighbor should be in servitude to Rand Paul for 3 years for the assault on him. But... alas, our government is here to protect us, right? Hell, even a senator can be assaulted with limited recourse as long as that senator is not woke enough.

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  3. My best wishes and prayers for a speedy recovery for Senator Paul.

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