Saturday, April 20, 2019

Better Than 'Saturday Night Live': An AOC Mini-Me!

I can't spot any difference.


Like, I’m Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, and like, I want to talk about like, climate change, because like, there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change.

Like, in July the climate was 96 degrees and in February the climate was 36 degrees. O.M.G. like, that’s a huge change in the climate in only four months.

Like at this rate the world is going to end in exactly 12 years. And like I am only 29 years old now so the world will be over when I am 37 years old.

Like, I also want to talk about socialism because socialism is so amazing! Like, socialism is actually short for social media. Did you know that? Like, I use social media so I’m a socialist — and like three of the most successful countries in the world are socialist too. Venezuela, Facebook, and Twitter are all very successful socialist countries.

I have a lot of friends who moved to America from Facebook.

(ht @JimOstrowski)



  1. The next project could be a parody of a parody, “The Ambiguously Socialist Duo” with Bernie Sanders as Batman, AOC as Robin, and Jeff Bezos as The Joker.