I haven't watched the Miss America contest since I was in 8th grade but the social justice warriors continue to annoy me. Their cross-wired, control-freak, statist thinking has now reached deep into the heart of the Miss America pageant.
The next edition of the Miss America pageant will scrap swimsuits and will be "more inclusive" to women of all sizes, the contest organizers have just announced.
"We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance. That's huge," Gretchen Carlson, the chairwoman of the Miss America board of directors, said on "Good Morning America," apparently unaware of the double entendre.
So what is left to judge? How much social justice warrior nonsense the contestants can spout?
The evening gown competition is being revamped as well. Carlson said contestants will now be able to wear "whatever they choose."
Contestants will also discuss how they would advance their social-impact initiatives during this part of the contest.
Yes, I can't wait for it. Some young fat slob pontificating in echo chamber style meaningless bromides as though she has uncovered the great truths of the world.