Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Hilarious (But Skillfully Written) Fundraiser Letter From James Carville for Hillary

Friend --

I didn't think it was possible, but it looks like Trump might be pulling a real campaign together.

First, he fired his campaign manager, then he brought on a bunch of new staff, then I'll be damned if he didn't (supposedly) manage to raise $5 million in two days last week. Last Thursday, he even went almost 12 hours without sticking his foot in his stupid mouth -- mostly because he was in an airplane, on his way to putz around a golf course in Scotland for the weekend, but still.

If this is a sign of things to come, then Trump is going to be a tougher opponent than anyone thought, and I'll guaran-damn-tee you that we all better take that seriously.

Hillary's facing a huge FEC deadline on Thursday, and she needs her team, to quote our opponent, to step up "bigly."

So, it's time to pony up and chip in (and claim your free sticker!) -- we can't let that unreconstructed bully get near the White House:

Give 'em hell --


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