Friday, March 4, 2016

On the Size of Trump's Thumbs

Since the size of Donald Trump's was brought up at the debate last night, I might as well report what I know.

Although I don't know Trump, I do know a gal who dated him for awhile when he was single. She assures me there is no problem with the size, ahem, of his thumbs.

But she has told me that Trump is very, very meticulous. How meticulous?

According to her, before sex, he carefully takes off his clothes and folds them and puts them on hangers and in a neat pile, including his socks and underwear.


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