I Didn't Watch the Debate So Here is a Twitter Summary

According to the twittersphere, this actually went on during the debate Thursday night. I am not making this up.

Solid Cruz answer on ethanol.

— Ramesh Ponnuru (@RameshPonnuru) January 29, 2016

Can we get 30 more donors from Twitter before the #GOPDebate ends? Help us raise $250K by Friday>>> https://t.co/SlcHTI8JRv

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 29, 2016

Jeb closing statement: Mommy!

— Justin Raimondo (@JustinRaimondo) January 29, 2016

Kasich lectures on Flint while he ignores crisis in his own state https://t.co/LxosW7qOD0 #GOPDebate

— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) January 29, 2016

Carson's closing statement: I'm soooo sleeeeepy ......

— Justin Raimondo (@JustinRaimondo) January 29, 2016

PAUL CLOSING: 1) I miss eye surgery 2) I went to Haiti 3) The floor of the senate is amazing 5) I’m only fiscal conservative. #GOPDebate

— Crowdpac (@Crowdpac) January 29, 2016

Shorter Rand Paul final statement: I'm never gonna win and I know it.

— Charles Lane (@ChuckLane1) January 29, 2016

It's too bad John Kasich is John Kasich. His arguments should play well w Trump voters, he just reads as the wrong kind of dick is all.

— Liz Mair (@LizMair) January 29, 2016

NO NOT JOHN KASICH NO PLEASE GOD NOT THIS I PRAYED FOR YOU TO STOP THIS MONSTROSITY https://t.co/IsrgHnhPEc

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) January 29, 2016

Chris Christie: a noun, a verb, a prosecutor, and 9/11.

— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) January 29, 2016

Kasich is righzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) January 29, 2016

Sad , @SenRandPauI bungles Hillary sex assault question worse than @BenCarson2016 . Only @realDonaldTrump get's it. @ClintonsWar

— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) January 29, 2016

With Trump gone it becomes painfully clear how drab the rest of the field is.

— roxane gay (@rgay) January 29, 2016

Rand Paul just said he would fix it. Don't you feel better now? https://t.co/mgs7edBzLy

— Diana Furchtgott-R (@FurchtgottRoth) January 29, 2016

JEB CLOSING: This country needs a conservative. I’m a proven conservative. I will make you proud.

— Crowdpac (@Crowdpac) January 29, 2016

@jpodhoretz Rubio has gone a bit bible heavy tonight

— Jonathan Koevary (@jkoevary) January 29, 2016

Whew. I was worried Ben Carson was going to "Rick Perry oops" that.

— Alex Pappas (@AlexPappas) January 29, 2016

Carson. WTF?!

— Goldie Taylor (@goldietaylor) January 29, 2016

please remember it all please remember it all oh thank God he remembered it all

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 29, 2016

Ben Carson getting an A+ on remembering the preamble to the Constitution.

— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) January 29, 2016

Carson is on some kind of drug. (I mean, grow _up_!)

— Justin Raimondo (@JustinRaimondo) January 29, 2016

Rand Paul ends the #GOPDebate pledging to reduce the federal budget deficit, something no one cares about anymore: https://t.co/Nh0Nf3FwX2

— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) January 29, 2016

The real takeaway from the #GOPDebate? This Ted Cruz snub. pic.twitter.com/WmUALKq4JD

— Slate (@Slate) January 29, 2016

Jeb: Mother, you happy Rand: Dad, you happy Christie: 9/11 Rubio: Cruz is a RINO Cruz: Rubio is a RINO Kasich: Sorry, Megyn Carson: ........

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) January 29, 2016

Can we get 50 more donors from Twitter in the next hour? Donate $7, $17, or $29 & help us raise $250K by Friday! https://t.co/SlcHTI8JRv

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 29, 2016