Friday, May 15, 2015

President of The Universe

By Chris Rossini

Remember the chutzpah of Marco Rubio in presenting his Presidential plan for Europe? Well, it turns out Rubio's European subjects would only comprise a tiny fraction of his Empire. We Americans would comprise just a small portion as well.

As President, according to Rubio's "foreign policy doctrine," his dominion would encompass the following:
"As president, I will use American power to oppose any violations of international waters, airspace, cyberspace, or outer space."
Here comes The Sun King.

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