Monday, April 23, 2018

This is How Michael Edelstein Eats

Michael is a vegan, so he likes to eat at the Golden Era Vegan Restaurant in the very edgy Tenderloin district of San Francisco.

I contend he is more likely to get clobbered over the head and killed attempting to get to the restaurant than by any additional years he thinks he will gain by eating vegan.  But my argument does not seem to sink in.

We had lunch recently--at Golden Era and the pic below shows what he ordered.


When I risk my life to eat with him in the Tenderloin, I order The Queen, which is fake chicken made out of soy and "caramelized in sweet chili soy sauce, embedded on fresh salad."

Michael says what I order is not that healthy but better than what he normally sees me eat---but, I hasten to add, I generally eat in safe neighborhoods.

11 comments:

  1. Love me some garden fresh broccoli, but that pic has WAY too much cellulose for my digestive tract.

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  2. "Get your Guns and Greens at Golden Era Vegan!"

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  3. The main reason some my friends are vegan is because they're animal friendly.

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    1. #broccoliarepeopletoo save the veggies. Just cuz they don't have eyes doesnt mean they don't have peelings

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  4. The irony is that Jordan Peterson is on meat-only diet!

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  5. Did you point out to Edelstein that he has canines and only one stomach. Perhaps his idea of healthy applies more to does than humans.

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    1. He would probably call you an antisemite for pointing out facts.

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  6. A big moose steak would go great with that meal.
    I like to eat vegans.

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  7. I hear that soy is bad. Anyhow, with all the EMR on the planet .. you need a BALANCED MEAL TO COMBAT THE FREQUENCIES THAT THE ORION EMPIRE IS USING ON PEOPLE. MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN. Cook your own food. Eating out is okay once in awhile, but you need your wits in this battlefield.

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