Setting aside the more technical, as to whether Trump is not completely healthy as the report claims and really has serious heart disease as some physicians claim, the report offers this nugget for the American people to swallow: Trump weighs 239 pounds.
If Trump weighs only 239 pounds, I'm Twiggy.
So what gives? Why the glowing report?
The only answer is the military is happy with Trump. The CIA and much of the deep state may not be happy with Trump but from a military perspective what's not to like about him?
Trump lets the generals make their own decisions on tactical strikes. He is planning to expand the rules of nuclear engagement for the military. And he has given the go-ahead to the military to build more nuclear weapons. What a swell guy!
And thus it should not come as a surprise that a military physician would claim that Trump is a modern day Hercules.
The doctor that examined Trump is U.S. Navy Admiral Ronny Jackson.
This guy is all military and no doubt is good at taking orders,
According to Wikipedia, these are his medals and decorations:
Awards and decorations
|Navy Diver Medical Officer Badge|
|Presidential Service Badge|
|Defense Superior Service Medal|
|Legion of Merit|
|Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal with three gold award stars|
|Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal with two gold award stars|
|Joint Meritorious Unit Award|
|Navy Unit Commendation Ribbon with one bronze service star|
|Navy Meritorious Unit Commendation Ribbon with two bronze service stars|
|Navy Expeditionary Medal|
|National Defense Service Medal with one service star|
|Kosovo Campaign Medal with one service star|
|Iraq Campaign Medal with Fleet Marine Force Combat Operation Insignia|
|Global War on Terrorism Service Medal|
|Armed Forces Service Medal|
|Navy and Marine Corps Sea Service Deployment Ribbon with two service stars|
|Navy and Marine Corps Overseas Service Ribbon with one service star|
|NATO Medal for Yugoslavia Service with one service star|
|Navy Expert Rifleman Medal|
|Navy Expert Pistol Shot Medal|
And so, a Trump administration filled with military people, starting with the chief-of-staff, retired United States Marine Corps General John Kelly, produces a physical that declares Trump god-like. Color me not surprised. Remember this is the same military that lied about wars, see "The Post" for starters.
If you can lie about wars, juicing up a physical is target practice.
The only thing this physical signals is that the military is happy with Trump. Otherwise, they would have found polyps and fungus, and who knows what else, up his shithole and his nostrils!