Monday, November 13, 2017

Rand Paul Announces Return to the Senate



Following an unprovoked brutal blindside tackle, just over a week ago, by his Lexington, Kentucky neighbor, which resulted in six fractured ribs and a bruised lung to Senator Rand Paul, he has decided to suck up the pain and head back to Washington D.C.

In a tweet this morning, Rand announced that he was still in a good deal of pain but that he would be returning to the Senate today.

  -RW

3 comments:

  1. Bowling Green, home of the 400-600 horsepower Corvette, not Lexington, where one horse costs much more than those Vettes

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  2. "... suck up the pain and head back to Washington D.C". Yes, going back to Central Planning Central can be a terribly painful experience.

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  3. I guess Rand's neighbor is in trouble now and I don't mean with the law. He was supposed to take Rand out permanently. He blew it.

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