Sunday, April 30, 2017

Jared Kushner Is Styling His Hair Like Donald Trump Now

Jake Woolf at GQ informs:

People don't know much about Jared Kushner other than a few basic facts. For instance, we know that he is married to Ivanka Trump, that he is Jewish, that he currently has a hilarious (and terrifying) amount of White House jobs, and that he was something of a Donald Trump fanboy even before he ever met the guy. This lead to him breaking into the real estate business himself and making high-profile "big deals," for example the purchase of the building at 666 Fifth Avenue that many have noted is currently under a tower of debt larger than the building itself. Like father, like son, amirite?

But Jared Kushner now seems to have taken this infatuation with his father-in-law to a new and somewhat bizarre physical level. He's not getting spray tans or wearing extra long red ties quite yet, but, as Twitter user @MikeSington noted, he is combing his hair in a way that only be described as Trumpian. After all, why the hell else would anyone change up what was a pretty normal hairstyle to something this odd?

Now, Trump's hair used to be the lowest hanging fruit joke about him, but at this point it's become only about his 458th worst trait. But we're pretty certain no one but Kushner has ever sat in a barber's chair and said, "Gimme the Trump, fam." Like Trump, Kushner has adopted the Donald Trump method of combing the hair forward before flipping it back, and like Trump, it just looks pretty damn weird. There's the potential that Jared is going bald and looking for ways to handle it, but this is one area he should have not turned to the President for advice. (For the record, we're not sure there is any area that Trump should be turned to for advice aside from tips on failing upwards into the presidency.)

1 comment:

  1. Oh God, is Jared seriously so inept, insecure, and insipid at creating an independent persona that he has to look to The Donald on how to be a slave to usury and hilarious coifs.