Attention Little Girls!
It’s official. “You are valuable.” I heard Hillary Clinton say so in her concession speech a few minutes ago. I bet your parents — or any other adults for that matter — never gave you that impression. You heard it here first.
(I heard this on a restaurant TV while walking through BWI Airport but had to leave because I couldn’t stand all the weeping and clapping by the dopey Maryland liberals standing there. The men were crying more than the women. They probably didn’t appreciate my comment that “well, at least she’s got $100 million to fall back on”).