Rand Paul On Tweeting Rampage About His Hair

For Festivus, Rand Paul has gone on a tweeting rampage about his hair.

To my friends in the media, since I know you like to focus on substantive, important, weighty ideas... #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

The hair is real & mine. Don't know why ur fascinated with it or compare it to alien life forms. #AiringOfGrievances pic.twitter.com/Vl5JvS2h2N
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

I mean it looks nothing like these things. #AiringOfGrievances pic.twitter.com/hjDqOaOMAl
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

I am also kinda mad that you seem to think @LyleLovett has better hair than me. #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

It is apparently true, Rand has always had a natural flop on his head. Even as a baby.

-RW