Want to learn the best ways to do things without using your hands? Visit a mechanic's shop. When your hands are covered in grease and oil there are many creative inventions to use other body parts to accomplish small tasks.
It seems to me that the smart folks who came up with the idea of using your elbow to open the door failed to consider that in the age of COVID we're also now encouraged to use the "elbow bump" in lieu of handshakes. This will cause an exponential increase in the amount of germs on our elbows! What if a person elbow-bumps someone infected with COVID, and then opens a door with that elbow? How may people is he putting at risk? This can become a super-spreader! Maybe we need to wear masks on our elbows?
"Elbow handles," coming to all doors soon. The company who manufactures them and secures the govt contract I'm sure will somehow be related to Pelosi, etc...
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Say it with me now. All together. There is no fomite nor asymptomatic transmission of the da 'rona. Zero.
But I still recommend plastic bags, preferably 5 mil or more, taped at the neck for the hesitant.
Serious question from a redneck in Alabama. Do the crazies in California (or NYC) consider handshaking attempted or literal assault nowadays? This is coming from a section of the country which still shakes hands and 'hugs necks' just like we've always done.... As ever, we're kinda backwards....
What I would do in the face of this insanity is rub my hands all over the door in as many places as possible and lick the handle top to bottom until someone was sent to deter me.
I was in the adult restroom at an elementary school the other day. There were instructions, specified for preventing covid-19 spread, on proper hand washing. It went step by step: 1) Turn on faucet. 2) Put hands in water. etc. This was in the adult restroom, as I said. I think it was a product of the Pennsylvania Dept. of Health, who, apparently, think the adult population is too stupid to know the steps of handwashing.
Want to learn the best ways to do things without using your hands? Visit a mechanic's shop. When your hands are covered in grease and oil there are many creative inventions to use other body parts to accomplish small tasks.
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me that the smart folks who came up with the idea of using your elbow to open the door failed to consider that in the age of COVID we're also now encouraged to use the "elbow bump" in lieu of handshakes. This will cause an exponential increase in the amount of germs on our elbows! What if a person elbow-bumps someone infected with COVID, and then opens a door with that elbow? How may people is he putting at risk? This can become a super-spreader! Maybe we need to wear masks on our elbows?
ReplyDeleteAnd the idiots will do it.
ReplyDelete"Elbow handles," coming to all doors soon. The company who manufactures them and secures the govt contract I'm sure will somehow be related to Pelosi, etc...
ReplyDeleteThese actually already exist. Saw them in a mcdonald's the other day
DeleteHow very discriminating. Do they have 'handles' for other appendages?
DeleteJesus, Mary and Joseph. Say it with me now. All together. There is no fomite nor asymptomatic transmission of the da 'rona. Zero.
ReplyDeleteBut I still recommend plastic bags, preferably 5 mil or more, taped at the neck for the hesitant.
Serious question from a redneck in Alabama. Do the crazies in California (or NYC) consider handshaking attempted or literal assault nowadays? This is coming from a section of the country which still shakes hands and 'hugs necks' just like we've always done.... As ever, we're kinda backwards....
What I would do in the face of this insanity is rub my hands all over the door in as many places as possible and lick the handle top to bottom until someone was sent to deter me.
ReplyDeleteyou might catch herpes that way. or cooties. or something. please don't lick the door handles.
ReplyDeleteI was in the adult restroom at an elementary school the other day. There were instructions, specified for preventing covid-19 spread, on proper hand washing. It went step by step: 1) Turn on faucet. 2) Put hands in water. etc. This was in the adult restroom, as I said. I think it was a product of the Pennsylvania Dept. of Health, who, apparently, think the adult population is too stupid to know the steps of handwashing.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the instructions are when you have to 'pull' the door open from the other side?
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