Monday, August 5, 2019

BREAKING Rand Paul Has Had Part of Lung Removed

Senator Rand Paul has tweeted out that he has had to have part of a lung removed that was damaged by the 2017 assault on him by a Kentucky neighbor.
Have a speedy recovery, Rand! We are going to need what's left of your lungs to shout out the liberty message in the Senate.



  1. That should make Ilhan Omar happy.

  2. The perp neighbor should be in servitude to Rand Paul for 3 years for the assault on him. But... alas, our government is here to protect us, right? Hell, even a senator can be assaulted with limited recourse as long as that senator is not woke enough.

  3. My best wishes and prayers for a speedy recovery for Senator Paul.