Tuesday, February 14, 2017

BREAKING Kim Jong Un's Half-Brother "Sudden Death" in Malaysian Airport

Kim Jong Nam
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's half-brother died Monday after becoming ill at Kuala Lumpur International Airport in Malaysia, according to Selangor State Criminal Investigations Department Chief Fadzil Ahmat. Another police source told CNN the man who died is named Kim Jong Nam.

Police have described the incident as a "sudden death" pending the of a post-mortem investigation.

(via CNN)


Multiple news sources are reporting that two women approached  Kim Jong Nam at the airport and stabbed him with apparently poisonous needles.


via The New York Post:

Kim Jong-nam was walking through the airport in the capital city of Kuala Lumpur on Monday morning, when the two women made a beeline for him, plunging the “poison needles” into his body, The Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The portly 45-year-old playboy, who was the oldest son of former North Korean dictator Kim Jong il, died en-route to a local hospital, Reuters said.


  1. the possibly satirical DPRK News service on twitter reported this as " Indigestion epidemic in Malaysia claims life of esteemed Kim Jong-Nam. Unsanitary food practices of filthy Malaysian peoples is blamed."

  2. Cue the Searchers (1963): "I had to run away, and get down on my knees and pray that they'd go away / But still they'd begin (uh), needles and pins (uh)"